Oh no Kanyeezy

Oh no, why did you do it Kanye? You promised us you were going to be good, you promised us you weren't going to run your mouth no more, you promised us that you would smoke cigars with three fingers instead of two, you promised us that you wouldn't publicly humiliate 19 year old country singers, you promised us you would leave the crazy designs out of your hair, you promised us that you wouldn't damage your already questionable reputation, you promised us you wouldn't deliver unsolicited shout outs to Beyonce in the middle of other people's acceptance speeches, you promised us that you would glow in the dark during your glow in the dark tour, but we couldn't even see you, you made so many promises and now I will make a promise to you. I promise to never listen to your promises anymore unless you make promises in your songs and I happen to listen to them because I still think you are a great rapper, but I will not promise to listen to your promises about promising any more.